Kids Say The Darndest Things…

“How are you so good at Lego?” – boy age 5 asks ….
”Oh, I’ve trained for years, since I was two” – boy age 5 replies

“Don’t talk with your mouth full” – girl age 5 says …
“It’s only half full” – boy age 5 replies

“The doctor said the medicine would taste good, but it actually tasted like garbage from the microwave” – girl age 6

“My dog barks all the time…except on Tuesdays & Wednesday’s” – girl age 6

“Did you ever know that I don’t actually have a boyfriend?…that’s actually true, I don’t” – girl age 5

“I tried potatoes and eggs before but every time it feels yucky in my forehead” – girl age 5

“My mom’s away for the night. That means our lunch is going to be chaos tomorrow” – girl age 8

“When I was little I used to have a huge crush on my brother.  Now I just have a little crush on him” – girl age 7

“Do you know what my favourite day of the year is?….Friday” – boy age 7

“My Dad explained the whole thing about Pi day but I just nodded because it made no sense” – girl age 10